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Help These Idiots, for Crying Out Loud

Phroglings be Phroggin'

This motley gaggle of shitbirds won't rest until they reach Squatter's Valhalla. But they could use a hand. Honestly, two of 'em at the end of a couple arms would be ideal but talk like that is for choosers and
Phroglings are more the beggin' type.

Pick a tool, tap a wandering Phrogling, and save at least a few of 'em before they all fall to their death or light themselves on fire or walk directly into something's mouth. Survival instincts are a luxury
few can afford 'round these parts.

Now, get out there and help these sneaky little parasites find a home in somebody else's house.

Lemmings-style clay phrogling game in a 1960s ranch home, where bashers bite chunks out of walls with open mouths instead of using arms, plus a free tool that cancels a phrogling's action or blows up a single one.

Ready to wrangle some squatters?

Tap a tool button up top, tap a Phrogling to trigger the action, and herd as many of the adorable little buggers to safety as you can.

From the field

Phrogling Sightings

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Reports from keepers everywhere — sorted from "definitely happened" to "probably the wind."

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The Shelf Gap Encounter
confirmed
Upper bookshelf · 1 June 2026

A Phrogling was discovered between two stacked books, appearing to have mistaken the gap for a long-term residence.

The Windowsill Standoff
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North-facing window · 28 May 2026

Witness reports indicate the Phrogling noticed the human noticing it and refused to break eye contact.

A Glow on the Porch Step
confirmed
A cottage porch, Wend-on-Marsh · 2 May 2026

A confirmed Lantern Leaper sighting reunited a keeper with a wedding ring lost for eleven years.

The Allotment Shed Incident
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Community allotments, Frostbridge · 18 April 2026

Three Cobble Croakers reportedly rearranged a keeper's seed packets into a tiny spiral overnight.